In which my white eyelash fetish is revealed

So yeah I'm totally digging on the idea of making Presley an albino. Check it:



Hrrrrr. Of course, he'd keep the pink hair most of the time, since I dig that and he does too. But his skintone would be lighter and his eyes will be purplish or blue instead of green. He'd probably also have to dress different for the times he accompanies Heck into the deep desert.



I keep trying to figure out how he can defend himself. Presley cries at the meat section in supermarkets. The idea of him with a weapon is very out-of-character. Yet he wouldn't let his wife march off into danger without him. And he wouldn't be silly enough to go unarmed. It is a dilemma.